Kindly let us know that you're not incarcerated.

So tonight I got a really weird message on my cell phone. It was an automated message and since it got my voicemail it began its message the moment it thought I picked up the phone. So I missed the first part. The first word of the message was "jail". The remainder of the message was asking me if I'd like to accept the collect call and if so, I'd need to set up a pre-pay account to do so and so forth. I waited until the end to see if the message would repeat itself, but it didn't. So, it seems as if I either got a wrong number or one of my friends is in jail tonight and called ME to bail them out. Jesse and I immediately started brainstorming through the people we knew to figure out who was the most likely to 1) Go to jail and 2) Call us to bail him/her out.

You'll all be relieved to know that Alex is not in jail tonight. He's the first one that we thought of. We called him to check in on him and he sounded flattered that we thought of him first. Freak. We couldn't really think of anyone else, but it'd be nice to have all our bases covered. So. If you're reading this… and you're not in jail… maybe send us a quick little something to let us know that you're okay. OK??

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10 Responses to Kindly let us know that you're not incarcerated.

  1. The Other Shauna says:

    1, 2, 3, not it!

  2. Whitey says:

    not it.

    least i dont think so.

  3. bestsariah says:

    It wasn’t me, but tonight it will be.

  4. Endless Steven says:

    It was me. They put me in jail. And guys… I liked it.

  5. Vanessa says:

    although this was my 30th birthday and there was excessive amounts of carousing and debauchery, somehow I managed to keep myself out of jail.

  6. Shauna says:

    So far so good. I also know that Kristy and Amy are not in jail. Let’s guess who it could be… and more importantly, WHY you think they went to jail.

  7. The Other Shauna says:

    Indecent exposure. Or arson. Or both. Yep. Those are pretty much my two guesses.

  8. Shauna says:

    Yes. I think you’re onto something. Perhaps Travis was caught doing one of his naked snow angels sans snow? In the middle of the Farmer’s Market on Saturday!!!

    It’s all coming together now.

  9. Kristy says:

    I’m not in jail…yet. I bet it’s Jason. Nah, nevermind. He’d have sent you a text.

  10. Kris says:

    I waited and waited. 2 days. Finally mom came and bailed me out. Sheesh you guys! Just taking a freaking collect call next time.

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