Every Friday, work buys breakfast for us. Today's order was from Mimi's Cafe and this didn't exactly thrill me. It's not that I don't like Mimi's food, but our new-found affinity for not over-eating excludes just about every dish they make. I ended up settling on their "Fitness Omelet" with a bran muffin.
I now know that egg white omelets are the most pointless food on earth. Without the yolk, it doesn't even taste like eggs anymore. No, it was a watery and bland concoction of flavorless protein and vegetables that reminded me of that goop they eat in The Matrix. This was the only way to have an omelet with a muffin and juice for under 1,000 calories. Maybe next time I'll just ask for the ten bucks so I can go get something else.