Highly disturbing

On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month?

Strawberry Pie Porn

What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko actually followed the link to our website: CoolestFAMILYEver. (Weird Foodie Pervert: "So THAT's how it is in their family…")

Sorry, dude. No incestuous berrylicious porn here.

It's on our commercial website.

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6 Responses to Highly disturbing

  1. Jason says:

    Have you EATEN one of your desserts?! I'd consider it one and the same as porn. 

  2. Vanessa says:

    whats equally disturbing is that I am now tempted to google "strawberry pie porn" , see what the other site results are, and do a contrast & comparison essay.

  3. Kristi says:

    I gotta go with Jason on this.  Most of the food you guys make is so orgasmicly good you'd have to classify it as porn.

  4. Glen says:

    Key Lime pie…Need I say more?

  5. I like food & all… but… no.  Just… no.

  6. Jason says:

    Glen makes an excellent point.

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