Boobs are a privilege given to women who love themselves enough to eat.

Tonight as we were contemplating going out to see the new Pirates, a male friend of ours said that Keira Knightley would be way hot if only she had boobs.

Skeletor

I ran across this picture a while back on one of my favorite sites, Go Fug Yourself , and it's pretty much haunted my dreams ever since. I can't, for the life of me, understand what could be appealing about that. The excitement of knowing that at any moment during a passionate embrace her collarbone could actually poke your eye out? Ribs: The New Love Handles? Or maybe you're just a man who appreciates convenience. As the Fug Girls said, "…you could probably open a bottle of beer by tucking it under that sternum and giving it a firm tug."

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16 Responses to Boobs are a privilege given to women who love themselves enough to eat.

  1. I love you. Also:  That's the best picture ever. 

  2. Sherpa says:

    Seriously…there's something seriously wrong if that's considered sexy.  The concentration camp look?  not hot!

  3. Aunt Carla says:

    At least she doesn't have fake boobs (yet).  Can you imagine how that would look?

  4. Jesse says:

    If it's all the same to you, I think I'd rather not.

  5. bestsariah says:

    Some people just naturally have ribs and other bones that stick out. Like me. Stop calling me ugly!

  6. Shauna says:

    Skinny as you are, Sara, I don't think even YOU are that skinny. I've never felt like your bones were going to injure me simply by standing near you. (Did you see the other picture on the link I provided?)

  7. Jason says:

    Sara's boobs are bigger too, so she has to be heavier! 

  8. Bobbie says:

    I do have to admit that I believe that she is one of those people that even if she put on a bunch of weight she wouldn't get big boobs.  AND I'm happy she at least doesn't have fake ones.  Here's hoping she keeps that up.  I do want to give her a cookie however.

  9. W says:

    Perhaps she needs some tasty fishes, yesssss.

  10. marshall says:

    She has got such a pretty face too but now all I can think about are these pictures. 

  11. JM Bell says:

    Brilliant Headline. Fantastic. 

  12. Maybe she tried the food stamp challenge.

  13. BethAnn says:

    I really like her in pirates… but she really is practically CONCAVE.

  14. shannon says:

    It's sad she looks like that, but in her defence I read something the other day about how her new "BFF" Sienna Miller said that she eats like a pig. Perhaps she needs medical help to gain weight?

  15. Jesse says:

    I have the solution: <Eric Cartman voice>Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!</Eric Cartman voice>

  16. Stefano says:

    Wow. I had no idea she was skinny like this.. damn.. wayyy too skinny. You know doggy-style aint gonna work w/ her! LOL

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