Tonight as we were contemplating going out to see the new Pirates, a male friend of ours said that Keira Knightley would be way hot if only she had boobs.
I ran across this picture a while back on one of my favorite sites, Go Fug Yourself , and it's pretty much haunted my dreams ever since. I can't, for the life of me, understand what could be appealing about that. The excitement of knowing that at any moment during a passionate embrace her collarbone could actually poke your eye out? Ribs: The New Love Handles? Or maybe you're just a man who appreciates convenience. As the Fug Girls said, "…you could probably open a bottle of beer by tucking it under that sternum and giving it a firm tug."