I have a Honeypot and I’m not afraid to use it.

Spammers, harvesters and other ne'er-do-wells, beware:

That's right, you're On Notice now.

Boobs are a privilege given to women who love themselves enough to eat.

Tonight as we were contemplating going out to see the new Pirates, a male friend of ours said that Keira Knightley would be way hot if only she had boobs.

I ran across this picture a while back on one of my favorite sites, Go Fug Yourself , and it's pretty much haunted my dreams ever […]

Super Shoppers

Yesterday was shopping day, our fridge looking about as empty and pathetic as a fridge can. While out, we ran across a peach of a deal: Ball Park all-beef hot dogs for a dollar a package. We decided to stock up on them since we've been thinking about having a BBQ this summer and hot […]

Recipe: Italian Breadcrumb Chicken

This has been a favorite of mine since a roommate showed me how to make it many years ago. It's simple, delicious and works well for leftovers. Bear in mind that most amounts here are approximations since I don't really follow a recipe.

Highly disturbing

On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month?
Strawberry Pie Porn
What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko actually followed the link to our website: CoolestFAMILYEver. (Weird Foodie Pervert: "So THAT's how it is in […]

The Politics of Corn

No, you didn't read that title incorectly: corn makes for some serious politics. One of America's most prolific foodstuffs is at the core of everything from fuel prices to obesity to immigration. How is it that a single crop has managed to wind its way into so many seemingly diverse issues? An exploration into […]

The First Fruits

It's barely even a mouthful, but oh so good. I'm hoping that some of the tiny berries will give way to larger ones later in the season.

First Post! So What?

News organizations have long been in a contest to see who could report news before who. In the process, a careful balance is struck between trying to deliver fresh content and waiting long enough to verify sources and let the story play itself out for a bit. Still, it seems that the information age drive […]

We Have Cold Air Again

After several months of wishing it was working, we finally had an electrician pay us a visit today to address our derelict swamp cooler. After about 45 minutes, he had it all wrapped up and good to go. The issue?
There was a loose wire. That's right, something the last guy could have fixed in just […]

The peeping was a gateway drug (Or: Annabelle, the Bumlicker)

Annabelle has this incredibly adorable and funny habit of peeping on Jesse when he's in the shower. 

A couple days ago, she even got so curious what was going on in there that she JUMPED in the shower with him. She got out pretty quick and it was more funny than anything else. But this morning!! […]