"Who's "we"… are you married or something?"
"Yeah, haven't you met my husband, Jesse? He's been in here a couple of times."
"That's SO weird! I just assumed you were single!"
"You always look so fashionable and have your hair done and everything. I figured you were single, otherwise, why would you try so hard? Don't married people usually let themselves go?"
"It must be a Utah thing. I'm not from here. That's a really weird compliment. Thank you… I think?"