A Miracle of Modern Technology?

I'm trying to figure out what makes this toilet paper "advanced".
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Posted by Jesse | Filed under: Twilight Zone, Pictures, Tender Lumplings on November 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm












That’s just how it rolls.
Maybe the anticipation of unwrapping the item before using it makes it Advanced. WHO KNOWS?!
Whatever it is, I think I need it.
You should probably start taking a magazine in with you…