Shauna found the following ad on Craigslist:
FREE BACON: Oscar Mayer brand… there are 8 slices left, they seem to be pretty good sized. I had some friends stay with me over the holiday… they only used a few slices… im jewish and dont eat pig so if you are in the area and want it just give me a hollar!
You just can't make that kind of stuff up. Here's the screenshot: