100 minutes I will NEVER get back

After putting the kid to bed tonight, The Hubs and I decided to make some caramel corn and rent a movie. Given that we NEVER get to see movies anymore, you’d think the Redbox would be bursting at the seams with awesome movies we’ve yet to watch. And yet… there was nothing. We ended up renting “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” because I really wanted to watch a movie and Jesse was in the middle of our Windows 7 install, so our entire media catalog was not available.

If you have not yet seen this movie. Please PLEASE believe me when I tell you that your life is better because of it. Here, I’ll paint you a picture: Dude is a serious womanizer. Michael Douglas visits him from beyond the grave and we have ourselves a little Christmas Carol plot to save the womanizer from his lonely life (Where, if you haven’t guessed already, the “aha” moment comes when no one shows up at his funeral). The entire thing is so UNBELIEVABLY CORNY, I might actually be sick. At one point, it starts raining and the ghost tells the womanizer that the raindrops are all of the tears that woman have cried because of him. I WISH I was joking.

We actually got the movie from Redbox for free and I still feel ripped off.

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3 Responses to 100 minutes I will NEVER get back

  1. Jason says:

    **pukes**

  2. Kristi says:

    I’ve just about given up on movies. Everytime I go to redbox there’s nothing there. I’m sorry you gambled and lost 🙁
    PS, I found a pacifier in my grass. I’ll trade it to you for a computer.

  3. Shauna (the other one) says:

    Everything I’ve read about that movie makes it sound like it must be one of the worst movies ever made. Don’t you wonder how really, really sucky movies get through so many levels of approval when it costs so much to make movies? I wonder that.

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