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Last year:

This year:

Much improved, no? 

Filed under: Food, Pictures, Tender Lumplings, Gardening on June 23rd, 2008 | 5 Comments »

In our ward today, the sacrament bread was rye bread. As much as I personally like rye, who thought that was a good idea?

Filed under: Church, Tender Lumplings on June 22nd, 2008 | 4 Comments »

No, I don't mean that you make meals that could be served on Iron Chef or have the really fancy Electrolux induction cooktop, but that you're following proper food handling guidelines to make sure nobody picks up a bug. The Los Angeles County Department of Health has a quiz up so you can self-grade your […]

Filed under: Food, Tender Lumplings on June 1st, 2008 | 5 Comments »

The group health plan at work decided to send up a bunch of "healthy living" posters to remind us to stop eating junk food and start working out. They're along the lines of this one:

Of course, it just begs for a parody. Someone at work was more than happy to oblige.

Filed under: Pictures, Work, Tender Lumplings on May 27th, 2008 | 5 Comments »

I'm pretty sure Google doesn't mean to make some suggestions to the Humane Society, but…

See the original search results here. 

Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings on May 15th, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Shauna: "So… wanna watch American Idol?"
Me: "No, because I don't want to hear another person talking about David Archuleta."
Shauna: "Who's David Archuleta?"
Me: "I wish I could say that." 

Filed under: Entertainment, Tender Lumplings on May 13th, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Shauna: "What's a 'family mission plan'?"
Me: "I dunno. Having kids far enough apart that you can afford to pay for them?"

Filed under: Church, Tender Lumplings, Shauna on May 4th, 2008 | 2 Comments »

One of these is not like the others. 

Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings on April 30th, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Me: "I was really looking forward to eating dinner tonight"
Shauna: "If it makes you feel better, I haven't eaten either."
Me: "Why would that make me feel better? 'Oh boy, you're hungry too'?"
Stupid abdominal pains. More to follow later. 
UPDATE: After getting home at 6AM, the doctor couldn't really say more than "here, have a Lortab".

Filed under: Health, Tender Lumplings, Shauna on April 30th, 2008 | 5 Comments »

As further proof in the power of the Interweb, online pranksters managed to Rickroll the New York Mets.
Don't know what a Rickroll is? The Wiki can tell you more. Or you can go to Youtube and see a Rickroll for yourself.

Filed under: Entertainment, Tender Lumplings on April 11th, 2008 | 4 Comments »