CoolestFamilyEver

One of these is not like the others. 

Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings on April 30th, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Me: "I was really looking forward to eating dinner tonight"
Shauna: "If it makes you feel better, I haven't eaten either."
Me: "Why would that make me feel better? 'Oh boy, you're hungry too'?"
Stupid abdominal pains. More to follow later. 
UPDATE: After getting home at 6AM, the doctor couldn't really say more than "here, have a Lortab".

Filed under: Health, Tender Lumplings, Shauna on April 30th, 2008 | 5 Comments »

As further proof in the power of the Interweb, online pranksters managed to Rickroll the New York Mets.
Don't know what a Rickroll is? The Wiki can tell you more. Or you can go to Youtube and see a Rickroll for yourself.

Filed under: Entertainment, Tender Lumplings on April 11th, 2008 | 4 Comments »

About once a month during the spring, summer and fall, Rocky Mountain Power sends us a letter asking us to participate in their Cool Keeper program. The idea is that they hook a little box up to your air conditioner so that they can shut it off for short periods of time during peak usage. […]

Filed under: Homeownership, Tender Lumplings on April 1st, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Filed under: Politics, Pictures, Tender Lumplings on April 1st, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Funny #1: If you're dumb enough to try and ransom somebody's stolen XBox 360, you probably shouldn't use your personal XBox Live account that enables them to post the story on their blog and have the entire freaking Interweb track down your real name, home address, high school and AIM account. In fact, there's […]

Filed under: Tender Lumplings on March 25th, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Know what's grosser than finding that your dog has chewed up a tampon and strewn the fluffy cotton contents all over your yard?

Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings, Annabelle on March 11th, 2008 | 10 Comments »

Outside of apocalyptic starvation, there are absolutely no conditions under which it is okay to reheat fish in the break room microwave. Even fish lovers like me don't like the smell.

Filed under: Tender Lumplings on February 25th, 2008 | 8 Comments »

Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings on February 22nd, 2008 | 3 Comments »

So I got tagged for an Internet meme, and the only thing I can think of is something my wife has said before:
Thing #Only:

I don't do these things.

Sorry Frank. I've just never been into them.

Filed under: Website, Tender Lumplings, Shauna on February 17th, 2008 | 1 Comment »