Know what's grosser than finding that your dog has chewed up a tampon and strewn the fluffy cotton contents all over your yard?
Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings, Annabelle on March 11th, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Outside of apocalyptic starvation, there are absolutely no conditions under which it is okay to reheat fish in the break room microwave. Even fish lovers like me don't like the smell.
Filed under: Tender Lumplings on February 25th, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings on February 22nd, 2008 | 3 Comments »
So I got tagged for an Internet meme, and the only thing I can think of is something my wife has said before:
Thing #Only:
I don't do these things.
Sorry Frank. I've just never been into them.
Filed under: Website, Tender Lumplings, Shauna on February 17th, 2008 | 1 Comment »
"Who's "we"… are you married or something?"
"Yeah, haven't you met my husband, Jesse? He's been in here a couple of times."
"That's SO weird! I just assumed you were single!"
"Why?"
"You always look so fashionable and have your hair done and everything. I figured you were single, otherwise, why would you try so hard? Don't married people […]
Filed under: Tender Lumplings on January 31st, 2008 | 12 Comments »
As seen on the rebate form for the awesome new Kitchen-Aid mixer I got for Christmas:
Filed under: Pictures, Tender Lumplings on January 19th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Last night I managed to blow out the computer speakers and the attached headphones. For some odd reason I keep on building these big static charges and when I brushed up against the headphone clip, ZAP, $500+ worth of sound equipment goes bye-bye. I was pretty frustrated, but I think the headphones are under warranty […]
Filed under: Geek, Tender Lumplings on January 18th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
There's sometimes a reason that Shauna calls our township "White Trash City". This morning, we both woke up to the sounds of yelling outside the house. I wasn't very amused given that it was 3:45AM, so I popped my head out the front door to ask them to pipe down. Once I heard the swearing […]
Filed under: Life, Tender Lumplings on January 13th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I give you… The Todd Time. Enjoy.
Filed under: Entertainment, Tender Lumplings on January 4th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Merriam-Webster choose "w00t" as its word of the year. Halo fans everywhere are celebrating with drunken riots.
Filed under: Geek, Tender Lumplings on December 12th, 2007 | 2 Comments »
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