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Category Archives: Twilight Zone
Nathan was being kind of a pill about going to sleep tonight (it took the both of us about three hours to get him to zonk out) and one of the weapons we (and by “we” I mean Shauna) tried … Continue reading
And we thought the chicken woes were over. Shauna handed me Chloe on a leash to chase him off. She very much enjoyed that. The rooster? Not so much.
Shauna found the following ad on Craigslist: FREE BACON: Oscar Mayer brand… there are 8 slices left, they seem to be pretty good sized. I had some friends stay with me over the holiday… they only used a few slices… … Continue reading
I'm trying to figure out what makes this toilet paper "advanced".
Last night, I went to the pharmacy to pick up some prescriptions and a couple of over-the-counter meds. On that list was some Prilosec OTC, one of the few industrial-strength antacids that pregnant women can take. It seemed like it … Continue reading
Someone at Kellogg's thought it would be a really good idea to make these: No, this isn't a parody. This is a real product. I think that Gabe at Penny Arcade put it best: I just spent the first three … Continue reading
Tonight we received a super fun chain letter from some serious crazy-heads. Behold:
In the strangest political news so far this week, the Pirate Party of the United States has decided to try and get on the ballot in Utah, a state with relatively simple ballot access requirements and a penchant for voting … Continue reading
On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month? Strawberry Pie Porn What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko … Continue reading