Prilosec Believes in Russian Nesting Boxes

Last night, I went to the pharmacy to pick up some prescriptions and a couple of over-the-counter meds. On that list was some Prilosec OTC, one of the few industrial-strength antacids that pregnant women can take. It seemed like it was in a normal box until Shauna opened it up:

That's right, folks. Inside of the […]

An Idea So Bad, You Almost Don’t Believe It

Someone at Kellogg's thought it would be a really good idea to make these:

No, this isn't a parody. This is a real product. I think that Gabe at Penny Arcade put it best:
I just spent the first three years of my sons life trying to get him not to eat blocks, and now you're telling […]

A Sign From the Lord About Your Future (Or: Some really good crazy)

Tonight we received a super fun chain letter from some serious crazy-heads. Behold:

Avast Ye! Pirate Party Coming to Utah

In the strangest political news so far this week, the Pirate Party of the United States has decided to try and get on the ballot in Utah, a state with relatively simple ballot access requirements and a penchant for voting third party more often than anyone else. No, they're not promoting pillaging, plundering or […]

Highly disturbing

On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month?
Strawberry Pie Porn
What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko actually followed the link to our website: CoolestFAMILYEver. (Weird Foodie Pervert: "So THAT's how it is in […]

My Own Private Idaho?

On our way home from visiting Shauna's brother last night, the radio station we normally listen to was playing a lot of off-the-wall stuff as part of the night format. Something that really jumped out at me was the B-52's singing about "my own private Idaho". There's a phrase you don't hear every day.

This is, by far, the strangest “eco-friendly” product I’ve ever heard of.

Thanks, Google, for showing this in my Gmail ads. I give you Mr. Ellie Pooh, paper made from elephant dung.

Something in this ad is so very, very wrong.

Do you see what's wrong with this picture? 

Christmas: It brings out the Tourette’s in everyone, I suppose.

Yesterday Jesse and I decided to brave the stores to get gifts for those last few people on our list. We were out and about for 3½ long and terrible hours, getting almost nothing accomplished, before our day of fun ended with this happy note:

I guess the “chicken” thing is a myth.

Scientists in Japan created a robot that can smell and taste foods. One of the reporters in the room thought it'd be funny to stick his hand in front of it and see what happened. The result? The robot said he was a piece of prosciutto. His cameraman was identified as bacon. So much […]