Mom's right, as usual.

Mom always said to wear clean underwear. This obviously requires wearing underwear in the first place. This is especially true if you are wearing a skirt, kilt, or some other kind of open bottoms. I guess Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears never got that memo. I hope other mothers are making sure their daughters understand the value of wearing skivvies.

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10 Responses to Mom's right, as usual.

  1. Shauna says:

    I loved this bit on Go Fug Yourself today: "…labial folds becoming the newest hot fall fashion accessory; and Britney managing not only to have dried up a bottomless well of goodwill that built up after her divorce announcement, but also threatening to blow a comeback that should have been easier to nail than Paris Hilton."

  2. Jesse says:

    On the bright side, I guess Britney doesn’t need to worry so much about K-Fed selling those tapes now. Everyone has already seen the goods.

  3. Shannon says:

    Nevermind what mom said, Britney IS a mom. If she wants to go around sans panties, she should stick to doing so when she’s at home. That, or learn some etiquette as far as getting in and out of a vehicle without spreading eagle. Her poor boys are going to get an eyeful they don’t want one day.

  4. bestsariah says:

    Her privates looked sore.

  5. sherpa says:

    I think this quote more than speaks for itself:

    What does Jenna Jameson, possibly the world’s most popular adult film star, think of Britney Spears’ recent pantyless adventures with the paparazzi? Jameson told Star magazine on Dec. 2, during the VH1 Big in ’06 Awards at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, Calif. “More power to her! If you’ve got it, flaunt it!” “I’ve lived my life like that — and obviously, so has Britney.”

    I’m totally disturbed by all of this, and this quote

  6. Jesse says:

    When a porn star thinks you’re on the right track, it’s time for some serious self-reflection.

  7. Shauna says:

    If you’ve got it, flaunt it!

    So… all women should flash their privates? I’ve got “it”, but I’ll be keeping it under wraps, thanks.

  8. Shannon says:

    I wonder if the man type celebrities will start following this new “trend” Eww.

  9. Sherpa says:

    Here’s another quote

    Courtney did had plenty to say about new mom Britney Spears’ recent late-night partying with Paris Hilton.
    “Say what you will about me, and I’m not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life,” Love said.

    When um, Courtney Love is telling someone to shape up……………

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