As Overheard Tonight On the Way to the Hospital

Me: "I was really looking forward to eating dinner tonight"

Shauna: "If it makes you feel better, I haven't eaten either."

Me: "Why would that make me feel better? 'Oh boy, you're hungry too'?"

Stupid abdominal pains. More to follow later. 

UPDATE: After getting home at 6AM, the doctor couldn't really say more than "here, have a Lortab".

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5 Responses

  1. Shauna (the other one) says:

    Lortab for dinner! Yay!

  2. I haven’t had a Lortab. Does that make you feel better?

  3. Jason says:

    Hey – what’s happening in that house that makes two of my favorite people go to hospitals alla the time?

  4. Shauna says:

    Apparently, Lortab is the same as Vicotin. I didn’t realize that. So… it can make you feel better, but certainly not better than the morphine (that was the true dinner… and dessert… and post-meal cigarette all in one).

  5. Jason says:

    And yesterday, I spent 4 hours in Urgent Care as my wife got Food Poisoning from the TGI Fridays across from the South Town Mall.

    Today my daughter has a massive fever.

    I think ’28 Days’ is coming sooner or later.

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