As Overheard Tonight On the Way to the Hospital
Me: "I was really looking forward to eating dinner tonight"
Shauna: "If it makes you feel better, I haven't eaten either."
Me: "Why would that make me feel better? 'Oh boy, you're hungry too'?"
Stupid abdominal pains. More to follow later.
UPDATE: After getting home at 6AM, the doctor couldn't really say more than "here, have a Lortab".