More awesome spam (Or: My first political post)
When a senator procrastinates, the imaginative bottle of beer flies into a rage. A wisely childlike garbage can knows the senator about a steam engine, or a garbage can gives secret financial aid to a sheriff about the tabloid.
Financial aid about the tabloid, eh? Sounds like the sheriff is taking bribes from that wisely childlike garbage can. I think the lesson to be learned here is that procrastinating senators cause all kinds of hell to break loose.
Down with procrastinating senators!