More awesome spam (Or: My first political post)

When a senator procrastinates, the imaginative bottle of beer flies into a rage. A wisely childlike garbage can knows the senator about a steam engine, or a garbage can gives secret financial aid to a sheriff about the tabloid.

Financial aid about the tabloid, eh? Sounds like the sheriff is taking bribes from that wisely childlike garbage can. I think the lesson to be learned here is that procrastinating senators cause all kinds of  hell to break loose.

Down with procrastinating senators!

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5 Responses to More awesome spam (Or: My first political post)

  1. Jesse says:

    I think the bizarre spam messages you get should be a regular feature. They crack me up.

  2. Kristi says:

    I agree. You get cooler ones than I do.
    “Century chairs instead old, digital camera?
    Location weather dictionary define any english news topic. These appear in many places they usually wont.
    Come this read me. Phrase put, quotation marks around be not typing! Sure watch with than one meaning if.
    Ipod psp come this read me copyrights!”

    I’ve always had problems with english news topics appearing in places they usually wont. Or something.

  3. Bethany says:

    Aw, man. My headache just got worse.

  4. Jason says:

    i was going to comment, but Im going to procrastinate.

  5. Kipluck says:

    Some of those spam messages that aren’t really messages FULLY crack me up. I keep thinking “this shouldn’t be wasted. It needs to BE somewhere.”

    So, way to use them wisely. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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