Kindly let us know that you're not incarcerated.
So tonight I got a really weird message on my cell phone. It was an automated message and since it got my voicemail it began its message the moment it thought I picked up the phone. So I missed the first part. The first word of the message was "jail". The remainder of the message was asking me if I'd like to accept the collect call and if so, I'd need to set up a pre-pay account to do so and so forth. I waited until the end to see if the message would repeat itself, but it didn't. So, it seems as if I either got a wrong number or one of my friends is in jail tonight and called ME to bail them out. Jesse and I immediately started brainstorming through the people we knew to figure out who was the most likely to 1) Go to jail and 2) Call us to bail him/her out.
You'll all be relieved to know that Alex is not in jail tonight. He's the first one that we thought of. We called him to check in on him and he sounded flattered that we thought of him first. Freak. We couldn't really think of anyone else, but it'd be nice to have all our bases covered. So. If you're reading this… and you're not in jail… maybe send us a quick little something to let us know that you're okay. OK??