Flatulent avocado pit?

Have you ever read through the nonsense that accompanies your spam messages? I find it highly entertaining. This one was a good one:

Now and then, a briar patch goes deep sea fishing with a nation from a rattlesnake. Any oil filter can compete with some scythe, but it takes a real pit viper to ridiculously bestow great honor upon a mastadon. When a nuclear customer is paternal, the flatulent avocado pit lazily recognizes a vaporized cowboy. Most people believe that some turkey single-handledly secretly admires a mortician, but they need to remember how single-handledly a self-actualized avocado pit returns home.
 Wait… so is the avocado pit self-actualized about being flatulent?

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7 Responses

  1. Jesse says:

    Spammer’s attempts to fool spam filters amuse me greatly. I had to supress laughter while I read this.

  2. Reach Upward says:

    Gee, that really stinks.

  3. Sherpa says:

    I loved to read those. Now, all I get is spam porn. I miss the old days when I got excerpts of novels, random text etc etc

  4. Shauna says:

    You know… the more I read this, the more meaning it has. I’m thinking it was the flatulent avocado that caused the cowboy to vaporize.

  5. Kipluck says:

    Those so make me think of Spamusements. hee hee!

    ( http://spamusement.com/ some are so dang funny)

  6. Krispy says:

    It hurts! It hurts!!

  7. Notaturkeybone says:

    A turkey may secretly admire a mortician, but notaturkeybone admires paternal mastadons… c’mere sugar. Rrrrroooowww!

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