I'm strangely compelled to buy one of these.

A toaster that puts a skull and crossbones on your toast. Must have.


Speaking of which… do you know what a pirate puts on the toast? MARRRmalade. 

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15 Responses

  1. jeremy says:

    where did you find this?

  2. Bobbie says:

    I love you, and I love that toaster!

  3. Jesse says:

    I found it from Dave Barry’s blog, even though I read mainly for the squirrel terrorism updates.

  4. Kristi says:

    This is today’s happy post. I’m happy now.

  5. Reach Upward says:

    This reminds me of the slogan that once graced the sides of Clinton’s Bread delivery trucks. Mind you, this super healthy, whole grain Utah product was around long before Bill Clinton became a household name. The slogan read, “The whiter the bread, the sooner you’re dead.” One of the white bread companies sued and they ended up removing the slogan.

  6. Jason says:

    Of all the ones I’ve seen (Cinderella toaster with image of slipper, Hello Kitty with said logo on toast…)… this is the KOOOOOLEST!

  7. Vanessa says:

    If you end up getting that, I will have toaster envy. I just may have to come & visit you solely for the toast.

  8. Vanessa says:

    Well, and seeing you guys would be a nice bonus.

  9. Kipluck says:

    I LOVE IT. I want pirate toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would burn it on purpose and hang it on the wall though.

  10. katz says:

    that’s the awesomest thing i’ve seen today.

  11. Krispy says:

    The best part is that is says “sweet toast of mine” on the side. Makes me wanna sing. Whoa whoa whoa whoa sweet toast of mine…

    (this is the part where Jesse looks at me and says, “what the hell is wrong with you?”)

  12. Sherpa says:

    Krispy stole the words out of my mouth.

  13. heather says:

    when i want to avoid stuyding i stalk everyone’s blogs and yours is always super good to read.

    and THIS post is the BEST!

    please get this toaster and show us all the amazing toast you make with it!

  14. Glen says:

    That made my day. I can go around and have a silly grin thinking about that.

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