On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month?
Strawberry Pie Porn
What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching for Strawberry Pie Porn, the sicko actually followed the link to our website: CoolestFAMILYEver. (Weird Foodie Pervert: "So THAT's how it is in their family…")
Sorry, dude. No incestuous berrylicious porn here.
It's on our commercial website.