I bet this question has been weighing heavily on you

Know what's grosser than finding that your dog has chewed up a tampon and strewn the fluffy cotton contents all over your yard?

My yard has been tamponed

Discovering, upon examination, that it is decidedly NOT your tampon. 

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10 Responses

  1. Jason says:

    Eww.. But you know what they say.. once a pooch gets a taste of blood…….

    VAMPIRE’D!

  2. jess says:

    om GOSH ROFL!!!

    that is soooo gross!!!!!!

    i could share 1.37 million disgusting dog stories with you, but i’ll spare you… i’m willing to bet your dog has done at least half of them…

    and they say dogs are so smart. hmmm…maybe we should re-evaluate that thought.

    and who is “they” ??

  3. bestsariah says:

    I’m curious now how you could tell it wasn’t your tampon. I don’t think I would recognize mine.

  4. Shauna says:

    It was a plastic applicator. I’ve only ever used cardboard.

  5. Dude,

    This is way too much information on sooooo many levels.

  6. Jesse says:

    I think that “don’t ask, don’t tell” applies in this situation.

  7. jeremy says:

    I second that Jesse

  8. Glen says:

    With all that info, I’ll just say happy Easter to all.

  9. jess says:

    funniest. thread. ever.

    sorry, men… LOL.

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