A Sign From the Lord About Your Future (Or: Some really good crazy)
Tonight we received a super fun chain letter from some serious crazy-heads. Behold:
This is the "prayer rug" (read: piece of colored paper with Jesus on it) that we received in the mail today. The envelope said that it was anointed to "bless the one who's [sic] hands open this letter." Jesse and I gave it A LOT of thought and then decided that I should be the one to open it since I need the blessings more. Also enclosed in the envelope is a sealed flyer of some sort. On the outside it says "Something good is about to happen… Please do not open these prophecies until after you have placed your prayer page (page two of our letter to you) and the prayer rug back in the mail before sunset tomorrow… God will help you do this." Inside, it says there is "A sign from the Lord about your future." I haven't opened it (obviously) since it is a "sacred, spiritual prophecy" only to be opened upon using (and returning) the prayer "rug"
Here's the page where you get to make all the desires of your heart known so that they will be granted:
Would you like a new car? Better job? New house? Jesus will get it for you if you return the rug before sunset tomorrow. You can even specify the EXACT amount of money you need and BAM! It will arrive in 7-10 business days. Don't believe me?
So… let me know if you need anything. I'm allowed to ask for other people to get stuff too.