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@windley Given how cheap RAM is, there really isn’t an excuse to NOT have 8GB anymore. Other than OS support. in reply to windley # I feel GREAT! Went to bed at 8P, kid...

Your time is not worth more than my time. Lack of preparation and effort on your part is not an emergency on my part. # @ryanaswift We’re gonna be in Sac from this Saturday...

@jennythegreat It’s been sooo long since the Doctor was on the Vegas airwaves. A real shame too. in reply to jennythegreat # My sinuses feel like they’re going to explode snot all over my...

@marshallUtah You obviously haven’t worked with real union policies. Stuff like “double time on Saturday during the 3rd full moon” stuff. in reply to marshallUtah # I think I have a cold. I hope...

Doing ward bldg cleanup. On kitchen duty. It’s revoltingly filthy. Don’t think I’ll eat at ward functions for a while. # “Can’t legislate morality” is a lie. Law is nothing but codified morality. #...

SCORE! Breakfast today is build your own bagel sandwiches. Just like I wanted. # Me: Have you already verified that the customer isn’t using hallucinogens? Tech: He mentioned crack cocaine, but I thought he...

IE8 will be loosed upon the world in 35 minutes. Heaven help us all. # @triplej2676 So do I, but our customers are kind of locked into it. And some of them are early...

A zealot is someone who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. # Every now and than, you’ve got to have a Crown Burger for lunch. # Dear customers, I am not...

Woohoo! Grandcentral upgraded me to Google Voice! # @SurePayroll So far so good. It’ll be more useful once I have my contacts from my Moto Q9 synced to it. in reply to SurePayroll #...