Shauna says we have to burn the house down now…
Shauna has always threatened various reasons for which we’d have to grab the lawnmower’s gas and turn the house into a pile of ashes. Most of them were dealing with the disrepair of various...
Monthly Archive: September 2006
I’ve just pulled 27 pure white hairs from my head.
Coincidence that I just had another birthday? I knew I had a few up there. Mauri was kind enough to point them out to me the last time she cut my hair. But this...
Everyone, meet my new dietician:
She's an emaciated sadistic little witch. And I wouldn't go back there if you paid me. Unless you were paying me to snap the little twig in half. So seriously. I was really excited...
This city don't love me no more.
Shauna and I took a trip down to Vegas this past weekend to celebrate both her birthday and my mom's birthday. (For those that don't know, my mom and dad both live in Vegas.)...
Holy funny, Batman!
This is more proof that Weird Al is still on top of his game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
How do you improve upon a chile relleno?
It's pretty hard to make a chile relleno even better. You take a chile pepper, stuff it with cheese, and coat it in a crispy coating. Well, we found a way: roll it up...
This old house.
If it’s not one thing, it’s another. A few nights ago, one of our little measuring cups got lodged in the disposal and was utterly destroyed. It was a really nice glass one for...