Conversation today with the receptionist at work
"Who's "we"… are you married or something?" "Yeah, haven't you met my husband, Jesse? He's been in here a couple of times." "That's SO weird! I just assumed you were single!" "Why?" "You always...
Monthly Archive: January 2008
We'll miss you, President Hinckley
Shauna and I were playing board games with some friends when the news of President Hinckley's passing arrived through the grapevine. Having been baptized when I was 19, he's the only prophet that I've...
A Sign From the Lord About Your Future (Or: Some really good crazy)
Tonight we received a super fun chain letter from some serious crazy-heads. Behold:
I'm looking forward to my vat of wine
As seen on the rebate form for the awesome new Kitchen-Aid mixer I got for Christmas:
Remember the Basics
Last night I managed to blow out the computer speakers and the attached headphones. For some odd reason I keep on building these big static charges and when I brushed up against the headphone...
Jerry Springer on Our Block
There's sometimes a reason that Shauna calls our township "White Trash City". This morning, we both woke up to the sounds of yelling outside the house. I wasn't very amused given that it was...
What We've Been Up To (or, Why We're Social Hermits These Days)
We’ve been terrible at socializing over the last couple of months. We missed parties, we don’t call or e-mail and we even skipped our normal New Year’s Eve gala this year. You can probably...