Monthly Archive: September 2006

Utah Elections: Now with 50% more voting fraud! 0

Utah Elections: Now with 50% more voting fraud!

I'm just waiting for the day where the phrase "pull a Diebold" comes into common usage to mean "produce a product of laughable quality and pretend not to know it". Their electronic voting machines have been the target of nothing...

Yes, I have some rabble to be roused. 1

Yes, I have some rabble to be roused.

Remember how I ranted and raved about how UTOPIA was a Good Thing(TM) and me not having it was a Bad Thing(TM)? Well… I up and decided to start something over it. Yep, I registered and setup FreeUTOPIA.org to try...

So where do I find "Utah Mormons" anyway? 1

So where do I find "Utah Mormons" anyway?

When you're LDS and live outside of Utah, you always hear about "Utah Mormons". Most of what you hear isn't very flattering either. Based on their descriptions, Utah Mormons are exclusionary gossiping backstabbers who wouldn't give you the time of...

Southern Comfort: Turkey Tetrazzini 4

Southern Comfort: Turkey Tetrazzini

Turkey Tetrazzini is something my mom used to make all the time. It's a Southern spaghetti casserole with turkey (duh), mushrooms, and lots of cheese. It's a good comfort food and not a bad way to get rid of Thanksgiving...

Website Update: E-mail Notification Actually Works Now 1

Website Update: E-mail Notification Actually Works Now

Due to some odd server glitch on our side, e-mail notifications of updates were not going out like they were supposed to. Those of you who are subscribed have probably already figured out that it's fixed now. Kudos to the...

Some inappropriateness I think my Bishop would approve of… 10

Some inappropriateness I think my Bishop would approve of…

So on Sunday at the end of Sunday School, Jesse got up to leave (I get to stay because it's in the Relief Society room). The positioning of the chairs doesn't leave a whole lot of room so as he's...

Luau! 4

Luau!

We went to a ward luau last night (yes, with a whole roasted pig), and this was the only thing I could think of. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiAk9IDkER4 By the way, it took about 20 minutes to figure out how to make the...

Office Pranks 6

Office Pranks

There's a few rules about pranks. One, don't give the prankee plenty of unfettered access to your cubicle by leaving early on a slow Friday. Two, make sure the prankee can't think of pranks to play. And third, make sure...

Arrowed! (Ow, my nuclear waste dump!) 2

Arrowed! (Ow, my nuclear waste dump!)

Looks like the Goshute nuclear dump isn't gonna happen. In the famous words of Nelson Muntz, "HA ha!" This is a big win for Utah specifically and the West in general. Having lived in Nevada for 14 years under the...

Steven Jones Placed on Leave 1

Steven Jones Placed on Leave

You know he had it coming. BYU cites concern about "the increasingly speculative and accusatory nature of these statements by Dr. Jones." Well yeah. If I were BYU, I'd be very concerned about a publicity hound like that bringing all...