Category: Tender Lumplings

Have you ever read through the nonsense that accompanies your spam messages? I find it highly entertaining. This one was a good one: Now and then, a briar patch goes deep sea fishing with...

Do NOT answer your cell phone while you're using the restroom. This is doubly so when it is a public one.

I saw a car today with an advertisement for "Hard Core Tattoos" on the rear windshield in big vinyl letters. It would have been more believable if it wasn't on a mini-van.