Category: Tender Lumplings

Social Blunder #47 0

Social Blunder #47

When leaving a message, it's a Bad Idea(TM) to do your Micro Machines Man impersonation when doing so. This goes double if you do it only during the portion of the message containing your...

Excessive is always good 8

Excessive is always good

Heard in the office today: "How are you today?" "Super!" "Oh, good!" "I was going to say 'superfluous'…" Impressed "Oooooh's" and "Ahhh's" "… But then I knew someone would ask me what it meant...

Our Worst Fears Realized 8

Our Worst Fears Realized

Despite a few isolated incidents involving stolen paper towels, our dogs have been pretty good at staying out the garbage. Well, until tonight that is… Annabelle's spending the rest of the evening locked outside.

Super Shoppers 6

Super Shoppers

Yesterday was shopping day, our fridge looking about as empty and pathetic as a fridge can. While out, we ran across a peach of a deal: Ball Park all-beef hot dogs for a dollar...

Highly disturbing 6

Highly disturbing

On our list of top 20 search terms used to find our website this month? Strawberry Pie Porn What's even more disturbing to me is that upon finding our website on Google after searching...