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Everyone, meet my new dietician: 14

Everyone, meet my new dietician:

She's an emaciated sadistic little witch. And I wouldn't go back there if you paid me. Unless you were paying me to snap the little twig in half. So seriously. I was really excited...

This city don't love me no more. 4

This city don't love me no more.

Shauna and I took a trip down to Vegas this past weekend to celebrate both her birthday and my mom's birthday. (For those that don't know, my mom and dad both live in Vegas.)...

Holy funny, Batman! 2

Holy funny, Batman!

This is more proof that Weird Al is still on top of his game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

How do you improve upon a chile relleno? 3

How do you improve upon a chile relleno?

It's pretty hard to make a chile relleno even better. You take a chile pepper, stuff it with cheese, and coat it in a crispy coating. Well, we found a way: roll it up...

This old house. 3

This old house.

If it’s not one thing, it’s another. A few nights ago, one of our little measuring cups got lodged in the disposal and was utterly destroyed. It was a really nice glass one for...

Avast ye! 5

Avast ye!

As BethAnn was so kind to note, today is, indeed, International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarrr! Avast ye! Walk tha' plank! And all of that jazz.

This is news? 1

This is news?

There was an article in the paper this morning letting us know that the various block numbering systems in Utah County (23 in total) are confusing the heck out of people. Uh… duh? It...

Nintendo Poised to pwnz0r Microsoft, Sony 3

Nintendo Poised to pwnz0r Microsoft, Sony

Have any of you actually seen the prices on an XBox 360 or the constantly-delayed Playstation 3? Charging $600 for a game console seems to be taking excess to brand new heights. The real...